Great Star Trek Quotes

Kirk, Spock, ScottyBeam me up Scotty - Captain Kirk

Spock, will you please sit down! - Captain Kirk

Where's that torpedo? - Captain Kirk

Vulcans never bluff. - Spock

You! What PLANET is this! - Dr. McCoy

I'm attempting to construct a mnemonic memory circuit, using stone knives and bearskins. - Spock

Mister Chekov, I think you've earned your pay for the week. - Kirk

Doctor, if you don't cease your meddling, I will most certainly break your neck! - Dr. McCoy

We come in peace. - Captain Kirk

I guess you'll have to fire me, sir. - Scott

Sir, you are a superb starship captain. But as a taxi driver, you leave much to be desired. - Spock

Spock, wheres the power you promised? - Captain Kirk

You can't appreciate Shakespeare until you've read him in the original Klingon. - Chang

Logic is the beginning of wisdom; not the end. - Spock

Mr. Spock, the women on your planet are logical. That's the only planet in the galaxy that can make that claim. - Kirk

Live long and prosper - Spock

Spock. This child is about to wipe out every living thing on Earth. Now, what do you suggest we do....spank it? - Dr. McCoy

Don't call me Tiny - Sulu

Shut-up, Spock! We're rescuing you! - McCoy

I'm beginning to think I can cure a rainy day! - McCoy
Kirk, Spock, McCoy
Everyone remember where we parked. - Captain Kirk

I was out saving the galaxy when your grandfather was in diapers! - Captain Kirk

Emotions are alien to me. I'm a scientist. - Spock

He's dead, Jim - McCoy

Live long and prosper. - Spock

Many Myths are based on truth - Spock

Well, what do you know? I finally got the last word. - McCoy

Where're you gonna find Spock's brain? - McCoy

I cannot guarantee that she'll hold up. - Scott

How can you think of food at a time like this? - McCoy

Torpedoes ready, sir. - Chekov

Remember. - Spock

What am I, a doctor or a moon shuttle conductor? - Dr. McCoy

I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer. - Dr. McCoy

I'm a doctor, not a coal miner. - Dr. McCoy

I'm a doctor, not a psychiatrist. - Dr. McCoy

I'm a doctor, not an escalator. - Dr. McCoy

I'm a doctor, not an engineer. - Dr. McCoy

I'm a doctor, not a mechanic. - Dr. McCoy

I'm a doctor, not a psychiatrist. - Dr. McCoy

Well, are you a doctor or aren't you? - Captain Kirk
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10 comments:

  1. There Star Trek TOS quotes are awesome, dude.

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  2. OMG, I love Star Trek!!! these quotes made me LOL SOOO bad!!! you should throw a few of Kirk's rotten pickup lines in there, along with "is there anyone on this ship who, even REMOTELY, looks like satan-Kirk to Spock at the end of The Apple." that's one of my favs. also, the one about beaming the Tribbles to the Klingons. that's classic.

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  3. Star Trek , One of My Favorite ! The collection is awesome ... ! Thanks!

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  4. He never once says "beam me up scotty".

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  5. Next time some one asks you how you are doing "Spock" them. Say, "i sm functioning within normal parameters
    for a carbon based unit." If they ask you to smile, say "I see no reason at this time to immulate an insincere primate fear face."

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  6. Next time someone asks you how you're doing "Spock" them. Say "I believe that I am functioning within acceptable perimeters for a carbon based unit." When people tell you to smile, say "I see no reason at this time to display an insincere primate fear face."

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  7. Next time someone asks you how you're doing "Spock" them. Say "I believe that I am functioning within acceptable perimeters for a carbon based unit." When people tell you to smile, say "I see no reason at this time to display an insincere primate fear face."

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  8. FuturEnterpriseCaptianJuly 12, 2011 10:48 AM

    Love it!!!!
    Specially the last 8 quotes!

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  9. I am looking for the quote from I think it was Spock, something to the effect: The needs of the many can sometimes outweigh the needs of the one. This is a paraphrase of the quote, but I cannot find it anywhere..??? Does anyone know where it is....

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  10. One that always comes to mind is Scott's, "Captain, I'm doing the best I can." Or some such. Always reminds me that even at warp, we've got our limitations and aren't fast enough.

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